Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize