forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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