i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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