no, he came in my armpit
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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