What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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