my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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