Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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