The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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