Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
