the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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