Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We need to rekindle our bromance
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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