the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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