Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
well you can't waste a boner
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I am available for nakedness
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Randomize
