All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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