scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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