When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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