Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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