I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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