super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
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