If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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