he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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