If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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