naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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