K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The chlamydia really affected his face.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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