there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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