its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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