Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
The Olympian is in my bed
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