Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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