i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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