Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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