Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
she looked like the before picture.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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