I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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