I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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