My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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