She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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