Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the condom got lost in my hair
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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