is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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