i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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