Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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