Nicole vs. Life
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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