I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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