i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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