Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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