So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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