Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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