I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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