How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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