This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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