Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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