hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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