office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
