No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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