it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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