Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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